I’m eating this delicious salad at the airport, so I’m using a plastic fork. I just, magically, flicked a glob of the salad dressing off the fork and directly into my EYE! Ahhhh!! Ouch!! What the hell?? I couldn’t get a bullseye like that again if I tried!! It burns! Now I’m furiously fanning at […]Read more "Attack of the Salad!!"